( cut for giant picture )

[Jade and Dave are sitting together, facing the camera. Jade shoots it a smile before speaking.]

So! Um, as a warning, we have filtered this from Gamzee's and Eridan's communicators, but Gamzee has a second one whose number we don't know. So he will be able to see this. But someone has to do something, so I guess we should just get right ( Read more... )

wtf

[the video pops on with two light-haired siblings peering into the camera, one with her back straight and legs crossed and the other slouched back on the couch, hands behind his head.]

I'm tellin' you Rose, it's hells of obvious. We are basically in a massive MMO crossover the likes of FF.net have never seen.

[ she looks massively disinterested, ( Read more... )

[locked to John, Jade, and Rose.]

hey unlock the door i forgot my keys

[/lock]

[... oh, hell. while we're at it.]

fuck growing up
im terminating my contract with society when i hit 18
live fast exit flashy
get a shitty b movie made about the teen years of strider directed by one of coppolas spawn
fucking legit

[the feed clicks on to... a roof. somewhere. a roof you may or may not recognize. (hint: mac building roof. holla!)

the camera pans back and forth briefly before studying the very... very... long drop between the building he's on and the building across the street before dave turns it back towards himself.]So is it just me or is this dump ( Read more... )

[how do you like audio posts with sudden, rustling noises that turn off with no explanation?]

[how about several of them?]

Egbert, for once could you not be a total fucking dipshit--

[click]

--told you. It'll totally work! You just have to let me see it for a secon--

[click. that is a lot of spam, folks.]

You're breaking the-! You're gonna ( Read more... )